LAURA PENN
The gob in a hat! Laura has been a professional broadcaster ever since dinosaurs roamed the earth. She is a complete control freak in the studio so it is her job to keep the others in the team from killing each other.
SPORTY BIRD
Sarah Mullis knows more about sport than the boys..and yet she is a Man U supporter! She stays in on Saturday nights to watch "Match of the Day".She is single boys, but don´t call her "ginger" and make sure you are taller than a midget!
HUGH POO
Gooner Pants Radio Rabbit Gay Icon Fanny Carville has more nicknames than the rest of the team put together. He is the playboy of the ERM crew and DJ at the Prince William pub in Magaluf where he sets bums on fire.
HANDSOME HANS
from Holland really is Dutch (not Irish). Cooler than a cucumber with a cold, he lives on the Dark Side of Santa Ponsa where he induges his obession with Star Wars by playing with his light sabre. Don´t suck on one of his salty balls even if he asks you nicely.
POTTY PAULA
Watch out..this nutter takes no prisoners! PPP (Potty Paula from Palma) can out-drink and out-party the rest of the crew which is impressive. She comes from Liverpool so no one can understand a word she says... handy on the radio! She is the party girl!
CAZZA UPTON
At last someone with a bit of sense! Carol arrived on Mallorca around the same time as Rey Jaume so she knows everyone and everything about the island.
In charge of Sunday´s Terrible Teaser she is strict but without the whips!
GARY HARDLEY
Our man in the Norf! Gazza does a mean Barry White impression. Entrepreneur, entertainer, father and panto star, this man is good at everthing (Oh no he isnt! ) Gary has his finger on the pulse of the north of Mallorca, and his thumb on a burger at Hardeys Diner!
BISHOP BEANY
The Butler is responsible for the pastoral care of the team (heaven help him)!
Phil Bean is available for weddings, christenings and bar mitzvahs. As the butler he is responsible for the coffee and he also cooks, cleans and irons, but he draws the line at sweeping chimneys.
J.P. BRADSHAW
Ex-holiday rep turned top singer and entertainer on the island, Bradders is your man if you want a giggle. Completely barking in a blinding way, J.P. is the best thing to have come out of Woking since Paul Weller.
THE LEGEND
that is Linda Ledwidge.. the one without the Scottish accent. As you can see Linda is the only one in white, that is because she is an angel (yes those are wings on her back). You cannot see her halo though, that is because it is around her ankles.
FROGGY FRED
from France is as mad as whole box of frogs! Currently exiled to the mountains so that the ERM teams´ livers can have rest whilst he gets the population of Val dÍsere drunk every night. Fred never sleeps, always parties and is a true bon vivre! Mais oui my little petite pois!
STIXXY
Nicky Stixx is from Leeds.. well someone has to be! She has the eyes that make fellas go all funny. Another of Mallorca´s great singers, Nicky takes no nonsense from the lads and has the best chuckle in the business. Ey up!
MIKI ORTEGA
has style! That´s why he is the ERM fashion expert. His difficult job is to get the rest of the team to look good! Ah well, miracles take longer. Miki can be found at Business Class Salon in Palma when he is not in drag looking like Scarlet Johannsen
SEXY SAMMIE
The newest (and youngest) ERM recruit is a blonde! For sure! Sammie has lived on Mallorca almost all her adult life and knows all the good places to hang out. She is teaching the rest of the team young hip things and reminding them that they have jumpers older than her.
ENGLISH RADIO MALLORCA
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The faces behind the voices of the ERM team
